What Your Pants Mean

Hey Guys!I got this idea off Jenna Marbles YouTube channel (Ill leave a link), but I don't think she has done this yet, so I'm doing this. And this is a good post, so I no longer have to do a video for you guys (sorry if  you wanted me to, but I don't want to die from flour poisoning -if that's a thing-)
So lets start...




Nude pants, or skin coloured jeans mean "Hey, am I wearing pants? Do you want to know what I look like without pants, then there you go!"




An unbelievably short skirt means "Wanna see my butt?" or "I'm and anime girl."



A cute tutu means -if you're a little girl, then- "I'm a little girl" If your a teenager it means "I'm too naive to see that I look like a total idiot."



Tracksuit bottoms mean (1.) "I'm working out" (2.) "I'm a lazy, deal with it" or (3.) "I think my butt looks cute in this."



Pants with the word "Juicy" on the back mean "Hey... Hey... read my butt!"



Really short shorts mean "I don't want to drag too much attention to myself, no, stop looking at me!"



Leggings mean "You are able to see my underwear through this: maybe I'm wearing flowers on it, maybe its covered in unicorns, you never know... All you can see, is the shape of them."



Jeans with rips in them mean "Yeah, I did this myself... No, they weren't pre-ripped..."



Well... That's all my mind can put together, there's a new blog coming on in about an hour or two, and if not, it will be up sometime tomorrow. I have so many ideas going through my mind!







Thank you for reading and sorry for ruining clothes for you.


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