Tuesday, 3 February 2015

Procrastination

Hey Guys!Todays topic: procrastination
I am going to be telling you how to tell if you are procrastinating. I do it all the time...
Procrastination is when you tell yourself you're going to do something, and end up putting that thing off as long as possible.
Theres a difference between procrastination and laziness, but not a big one.
Laziness - You cant be bothered doing it.
Procrastination - You put off what your doing as long as possible.

Now, the 5 stages of procrastination...
1] You have a false sense on security. You will say things like "Hey, I have loads of time!" or "I have ages to do this!"
2] Laziness. You may think you should do something, but end up doing nothing! You may question yourself though...

3] You give yourself excuses, things such as "I cant do this now, I'm busy" or "Ill take a short break" and probably end up on tumblr / twitter for the rest of the day.
4] Denial. This will probably be the day before you have to do something, who needs sleep anyway?!

5] What! I fell asleep!! CRISIS. Overdue work.
 You promise yourself you'll never procrastinate again, but an hour later, end up on tumblr, once again.

I'm always doing this with school work. We have no choice, c`mon adults. I know we don't have long until our GCSEs, but do you really need to make us stress every night about work we haven't done? This is the thing that forces us to procrastinate. People get stressed over this.
Homework- Because 6 hours of school, horrible events and forceful information wasn't enough.

Shower Monsters!

Hey guys!
I was in the shower , and I got some soap in my eye...
I know, it kills. It literally feels like getting lemon juice in a small cut on your finger. In other words, it hurt alot!
I was just thinking, every time I get soap in my eye, I face my back away from the shower door, and close my eyes, but every time that happens, I feel like someone is watching me. Its leaving your back for anything to attack you, like the girl from the ring, or the little kid from the Grudge, or an evil dolphin empire!
... Maybe not a dolphin empire, but you know what I mean.
But what do I always do when I feel this? Open my eyes mid-soapy! And this hurts SO MUCH!
And I cant see any monsters or murderers when my eyes eventually open, oh no... I cant see anything!
Why do company's put "no tears" on the bottles, its evil!

Shower Stuff  I admit it, I sing in the shower. But I'm pretty sure its not just me who hears myself, and thinks "wow, why aren't I famous yet!"
Don't worry, my friends, we need to be discovered! Hey, we could make our own band!!
Lets call it: Shower Buddies... Wait, lets not!

The next shower thing? Using all of the conditioner. Girls, you would understand. Let me just praise those people who can finish both the shampoo and conditioner bottles at the same time!

Am I the only one that manages to pull every bit of my hair out in the shower? By the end of it, I look like Golem (Lord Of The Rings / The Hobbit), the only thing that's missing is my precious!!
Do you see it; The messed up, and dripping mascara, the loss of hair, the wrinckles on my hans and feet? But I will say, Golem has beautiful eyes, has anyone picked up on that?